This reminds me of more than a few Craigslist ads.
“Down and almost out Producer available for recording projects producing easy to bullshit artists. If you aren’t concerned with the end result, we can still have a fun time in the studio and hanging out afterwards. Most of my connections are dead or in prison but that’s cool. We can still pretend together. I also have original songs. One is really ready to go. It’s called “You’re Not the You I Used To Know”. Call me. I am a self admitted desperado. Let’s make something nobody will ever hear.”